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i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

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artichokehold:

cows write about their secrets in a dairy

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gnarly:

Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.

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secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

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wifiweed:

when someone you hate starts talking and you just

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indsie:

did apple forget about the new emojis they promised

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