Let's Run Away

1d-fangirl-problems:

Ed: “They’re violent lads. Well, apart from Niall. He just sits in the corner and does nothing.”

as soon as liam touches zayn’s hair he gets upset and i laugh

“NO!” Zayn protested.

Liam getting married
Preacher: We have gathered he today...
Liam: *takes out laptop*
Liam: Twitcam!
Liam: Hi everyone! Danielle wave to the camera!
Danielle: Liam not now.
Liam: Look how pretty everyone looks! *moves laptops around*
Preacher: Um yea.. anyways
Liam: Look at my light up toothbrush!
Preacher: Ok Liam put that away
Liam: NEVER
Liam: Omg I'm so sorry
LIam: My anger got the best of me
Liam: Here take the toothbrush
Liam: No just kidding don't take the toothbrush
Liam: Anything but the toothbrush.
Danielle: -facepalm-

1 month ago / 4,434 notes / Source

british boys: hey gorgeous, how are you? you look lovely today
australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship

1 month ago / 27,297 notes / Source

I have come to the conclusion that no one will ever love me and I will die forever alone with 47 cats.

1 month ago / 1 note

Moms know everything.

EVERYTHING. It’s so weird.

2 months ago / 0 notes

I like guys that play the drums.

They have nice arms…. And idk, I just realized that a lot of the guys I’ve liked/talked to/dated play the drums and I’m obsessed with Daniel Williams and a lot of other famous attractive drummers and yeah I guess it’s kind of a guilty pleasure….

2 months ago / 2 notes

That moment when the person you like makes it very clear they don’t feel the same.

Whatever. I’m too cute for you anyway!

3 months ago / 1 note